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一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。 他不放心的问道:turn left?向左转? 监考官回答:right。对。(right可以做“对”或“右边”讲) 于是他立刻向右转。 很抱歉他只有下次再来。 某人刻苦学习英语,...

呵呵,这个笑话被篡改了。 原来是说一个法国人到美国想看自由女神像的,他还通过说明书了解到管理处的电话。 他问出租车司机:你能告诉我在哪可以找到自由女神像么? 但是他的说法有问题,所以出租车司机说:免费的女人?老兄在美国没有免费的东西...

女:你条件也不错,不是什么土逼难勃one 男:那些女的不合适,美(别克)法(标致)日(丰田) 女:来一pao试试水比较好 男:那去开房吧 女:鲍叔牙(喜欢吃鲍鱼,自行脑补或百度) 男:不情愿 女:王守义指的13香(结合“213青年”理解) 男:啦...

So, she bought the frog and sat him next to her in her old pickup as she ...... So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to ... 绝对原文 Winter is coming The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if...

Three explorers from the United States, Japan and China, was caught by cannibals in Africa, cannibal chiefs comparison mercy, decided not to eat them, but they must be fined 100 hits, and a promise to allow their respective des...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevator...

请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀...

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